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McSweeney’s

An Open Letter to the Driving Instructor Who Flunked My Kid

It’s Me, OLD GUY, the Undeveloped Character in Your Screenplay

Points In Case

This Obituary Does Not Give a Cause of Death, but Wouldn’t You Love to Know

Aromas Everyone Will Remember from Sleepaway Camp

Clearing Out My Brain's Hard Drive to Remember Whatshisname

I'm Not Going to Let a Charging Grizzly Bear Keep Me from Living in the Moment

Top-Rated Pastas to Eat at Home Alone During a Messy Divorce

List: Baseball Fans Struck by Foul Thoughts While Just Trying to Enjoy a Ballgame

The Public Bike Repair Creators Bring You Other Equally Useful Fix-It Stations

Slackjaw

Rest Assured, You Can Still Have A Blast At the Company Picnic, Even Though We’re Laying Everyone Off

Ernest Hemingway’s “The Old Man And The Pee

Personal Injury Lawyers For Minor Characters Hurt In Action Movies

Did You Agree To Run The Turkey Trot Or Learn The Foxtrot?

We Came To This Isolated New England Town To Form A Militia, Not To Engage In Fun Fall Activities

In An Effort To Reduce My Carbon Footprint, I’m Composting My Murder Victims

Charles Bukowski Lists His Shithole On Airbnb

Howdy, Ma’am! I’m Wyatt Carson, Shoe Breaker

I Hate Running Indoors, Which Is Why I Take My Treadmill To Central Park

I’m Turkey And I Resent Your Accusation Of White Meat Privilege

I’m A Leaf, And When You Die, I’m Going To Enjoy Watching You Turn Colors!

Little Old Lady Comedy

Madame Tussauds Wax Figure Of Joe Biden For President

Pilates Moves For Parents Who Question Their Parental Fitness




 

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