Humor
McSweeney’s
An Open Letter to the Driving Instructor Who Flunked My Kid
It’s Me, OLD GUY, the Undeveloped Character in Your Screenplay
Points In Case
This Obituary Does Not Give a Cause of Death, but Wouldn’t You Love to Know
Aromas Everyone Will Remember from Sleepaway Camp
Clearing Out My Brain's Hard Drive to Remember Whatshisname
I'm Not Going to Let a Charging Grizzly Bear Keep Me from Living in the Moment
Top-Rated Pastas to Eat at Home Alone During a Messy Divorce
List: Baseball Fans Struck by Foul Thoughts While Just Trying to Enjoy a Ballgame
The Public Bike Repair Creators Bring You Other Equally Useful Fix-It Stations
Slackjaw
Ernest Hemingway’s “The Old Man And The Pee”
Personal Injury Lawyers For Minor Characters Hurt In Action Movies
Did You Agree To Run The Turkey Trot Or Learn The Foxtrot?
We Came To This Isolated New England Town To Form A Militia, Not To Engage In Fun Fall Activities
In An Effort To Reduce My Carbon Footprint, I’m Composting My Murder Victims
Charles Bukowski Lists His Shithole On Airbnb
Howdy, Ma’am! I’m Wyatt Carson, Shoe Breaker
I Hate Running Indoors, Which Is Why I Take My Treadmill To Central Park
I’m Turkey And I Resent Your Accusation Of White Meat Privilege
I’m A Leaf, And When You Die, I’m Going To Enjoy Watching You Turn Colors!
Little Old Lady Comedy
Madame Tussauds Wax Figure Of Joe Biden For President
Pilates Moves For Parents Who Question Their Parental Fitness